Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.
The boy quickly replied, That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.
英语短篇笑话带翻译，越短越好
SuchaLongDog如此长的狗
Oncetherewasablind.Onedaywhenhewaswalking,hesteppedtheheadofthedogwhowassleeping.Thedogbarkedforawhile.Theblindmanwentonformiles,thistimehesteppedtheotherdog’stail,sothisdogbarked.Theblindmanhadthoughtthatitwasthefirstdog,sohesaidinsurprise,It’sawonderthatthedogissolong.
从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。
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